G.I. Joe: War On Cobra Is Just Another Cookie-Cutter Mobile Strategy Game
There’s nothing particularly offensive about G.I. Joe: War on Cobra, outside of normal free-to-play annoyances like microtransactions, building timers, and my new least favourite mechanic, waiting for loot chests to unlock. The art direction is lovely, transforming iconic cartoon characters into stout Fortnite-looking characters. I’d buy action figures of these.
The action, as it is, satisfies my need to watch tiny buildings explode. Players bring troops and equipment into battle, deploying them onto the field when they have enough energy to do so. As games of this type go, this is a pretty good one.
Emerald City Games even managed to sneak a little humour into the game. The banter between characters on both sides is plucky and fun, and every time the Baroness speaks I can’t help rolling my eyes at her accent. “Zink.”
Though the game just launched there’s a nice assortment of gear and troops available on both sides, with more to be added in the coming months through special events and such.
It’s a good one of these games, but it’s one of these games. I didn’t want one of these games. I want a proper real-time strategy game starring these characters. Or a hero shooter, a’la Overwatch. We’ve had decades of getting to know the colourful characters on both sides of the G.I. Joe and Cobra battle. There’s got to be a better way to play with them.