27 Totally Inappropriate Tweets That Will Make You LOL But Also Realize You’re Going To Hell | Tech
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We're not here to kinkshame, but maybe the New York City subway system took things a little too far here:
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This play on words that is too funny not to laugh at:
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic. I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
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When you get a new pet under “interesting” circumstances:
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This truth that may or may not apply to you:
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This episode pitch forQueer Eyeis so absurd it will make you chuckle, at the very least:
I want the Queer Eye guys to come to my apartment and just beat the absolute shit out of me
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Bet you didn't see where this tweet was going:
“toxic” is such a meaningless word now. made a dodgy joke in 1998? you're toxic. forgot to say “bless you” after someone sneezed? you're toxic. the taste of your lips i'm on a ride? you're toxic i'm slippin' under
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This seriously metal idea for a Happily Ever After:
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When your brain turns to mush because you've spent too much time online:
when i successfully persuaded my toddler to brush his teeth i said “we stan a minty legend” because twitter has destroyed my brain
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Seriously, this is most of us if we ever committed a crime:
judge: how do u plead? spill the tea sis?
defendant: all tea all shade? i hid the body???
judge: omg sis ur cancelled and that's that on THAT??
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Just try to picture this scenario without cracking up:
[during sex]
her: i want you to hurt me
me: your sister's more successful than you
her: wait
me: not a big fan of the new haircut
her: stop
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When you were too young to be listening to certain music, but that didn't stop you from rocking out:
Akon: I see you winding and grinding up on that pole I know you see me loooking at you and I want you to know
10 year old me: I WANNA FUCK YOU https://t.co/2i08ZO75w7
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It's probably bad to laugh at this one too, but you're going to do it anyway:
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This one goes out to all the gays:
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Seriously, just try to not giggle:
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And one more for the gays (let's hope this one is true):
gay sex is a sin but so is premarital sex so if you have gay premarital sex the sins cancel out like pemdas
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This hilarious misunderstanding:
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Somehow we've made it thus far without making a sugar daddy joke, but that ends here:
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And how about another one for good measure:
I don't want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here's $7,000. “
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When the sass gets a little out of hand:
my mom said “what are y'all gonna do when I die and leave?” and my sister said “Bitch imma do me” lmaaaooooo I hate this house
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OK, try to picture this insane scenario without cracking up:
spiked seltzer water seems like such an innocent and refreshing beverage until you're laying by the pool at 11:30 AM on a sunday screaming fleetwood mac while your neighbors are getting home from church
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And this one too:
i'm at someone's house and this tall as shit guy just snorted a line off the top of the refrigerator
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And definitely this unfortunate scene:
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And last but not least, this heartwarming love story that somehow involves projectile vomiting and a ferris wheel:
my cousin went to pride years ago and threw up on someone on a ferris wheel- fast forward 10 years, him and his husband were talking about pride and his husband told him a story about when he was thrown up on at pride- my cousin threw up on his husband 5 years before they met
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